I had to pick up some groceries at the SuperStore this evening and I simply HAVE to blog about this. The SuperStore is selling butter cream icing cakes in celebration of the Royal Wedding. Picture below. I’ve had the SuperStore butter icing cakes before and they are sinfully delicious. But seriously? Do we need a cake celebrating the royal wedding here on PEI? It’s just another excuse to eat cake if you ask me! But whatever – cake is CAKE! Calories don’t count when you are celebrating right?
Well don’t worry folks – the solution was found at the checkout when I went to pay for the groceries. Staring me right in the face was a copy of this month’s Woman’s World magazine. Title story was “Eat like Kate to lose 8 lbs in 3 days!” Learn how she boosts her metabolism – just by eating! Discover the ‘royal cocktail’ that blocks fat storage hormones!”
This must mean we can buy the cake, eat it guilt free (provided we buy the magazine to learn the secrets). We can lose the 8 lbs we would gain from eating the cake. Hell, who gains 8 lbs from eating cake? It would probably work out in our favor at this point! Eat the cake, gain 3 pounds but you will lose another 5 when you do what the magazine tells you what to do. This is a WIN/WIN situation folks!!
Yes I’m being very sarcastic right now. No I didn’t buy the cake. But I had a lot of giggles over it!
For more Royal Weight Loss tips you can also view my old blog post about “How the Queen Diets” taken from an old Chatelaine magazine I found in the basement. I’m sure there will be many more of these articles to come in the future!